Category: Joke Board
Men's new weight loss plan:
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 pound weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a Voluptuous,
athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a Representative of
the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.” Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 10 pounds as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life... She is wearing nothing
but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me.” Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This
girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better
and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 pounds as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program “Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our
most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven't felt this good in years.” The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, your butt is
mine.”
He lost 63 pounds that week.
oh my gosh; lmao!
Oh, mis uvas! Lmaooooooooooo! This is frickin' hilarious! Love it.
What a way to lose weight. They should have it the other way around for those women that have such trouble losing the lbs.
lmfaooooo! this is the best. just, ahahhaha
Wow! Funny.
omg lmaooo! awesome!
Waw, really? If this were true, they should probably promote this one for advertisement. I'm pretty sure lots of guys will go for the first two, but i don't know about the last one. lol